I had intended on uploading some new pictures of my kids but since the hard drive has mysteriously disappeared, you get to hear about Costco's creepy email banner. I received this email months ago, I'm sure you fellow Costco members got the same email but probably had a different affect on you. I was in shock when I glanced at the banner.

You would too if you had red hair, and usually scanned through your email in the same position.